Alright maggots, start polishing your bogus accents, dust off your pith helmets, and listen up!
Make your accounts here, starting now:
The Safari Base Camp will appear either late Saturday evening or Sunday morning (Eastern US time). You'll find it in the "Just plain silly" subforum.
Now remember, we aren't here to antagonize these people. This is a cult recovery forum, and our sole purpose is to provide a goofy good time for as many people as possible (ourselves being the priority, of course). We're looking for the kind of positive reaction that we got at the African Safari forum; consider that the "ideal" situation.
Now get out!